Qualities I would like to find in the woman for me....
At the present and well ripened age of thirty-four and three quarters I think I have followed due diligence; experienced through experience, and now finally recognize the qualities I would seek out in a woman if the chance at love were to wander my way again...
The woman I am seeking would need to be:
Honest...
Intelligent...
Corny...
Funky...
Hilarious...
Witty...
Funny...
Romantic...
Personable...
Responsible...
Independent...
Silly...
Reliable...
Trusting...
Decisive...
Supportive...
Loving...
Affectionate...
Open-Minded...
Adventurous...
Spontaneous...
Experimental...
Concerned...
Spirited...
Teachable...
Soulful...
Manageable...
Serious...
Inspired...
Low Maintenance...
Inspirational...
Appreciative...
Opinionated...
Talkative...
Classy...
Interesting...
Forgiving...
Incorrigible...
Sexy...
Emotional...
Respected...
Slutty...
Culinary...
Sarcastic...
Respectful...
Confident...
Organized...
Careful...
Goofy...
Refined...
Genuine...
Dirty...
Cool...
Naughty...
Surprising...
Ferocious...
Seductive...
Accepting...
Strong...
Reasonable...
Compassionate...
Adorable...
Groovy...
Comfortable...
Understanding...
Humorous...
Assured...
Secure...
Charming...
Feminine...
Assuring...
Ever-Educating...
Aloof...
Frugal...
Eccentric...
Passionate...
Family Oriented...
Thrifty...
Friendly...
Original...
Darling...
Focused...
Complex...
Simple...
Cerebral...
Sassy...
Just...
Sure...
Quizzical...
Sultry...
Hungry...
Wise...
Empowered...
Aggressive...
Direct...
Alpha...
Cultured...
Maternal...
Logical...
Free...
Responsive...
Matriarchal...
Dorky...
Mysterious...
&...
Able...
2...
Adapt....
2...
Anything...
Also,
Eternal...
in...
Love...
And so very much, much, much, more... at any whisper or whim...Lather,Rinse,Repeat...as needed. I understand we ask so much of our women,but in return, we earnestly repay it all ...
By:Sitting in our underwear, headgear and jersey every weekend
furiously scratching our scrotal regions with the remote
and cheering our team as if they discovered the formula that turns piss into cold beer
all-the-while fondling the dog's "junk"
because we have no concept of what we do...
when we cheer our team and celebrate YOU
And we're sorry, but that will never change...
I know I will never find the one who is able to possess ALL I desire and wish for upon my rapidly waning stars, but I understand compromise and commitment at my age. With that understanding also comes an ache from inside me to find the LAST one... unconditional in each and every effort enacted towards the one true gift within the magic of life itself. I seek the ending to the story of "Love... Incomplete." One story I cannot, and will not, be able to write alone
I don't want to spend the next 35 years alone, regretful, and bitter. I want to "leap" one more time...if only off a "high rise emotion within a notion." If only to my untimely and gruesome death...I am willing and ready if the right "old-soul" presents herself..."It's not the jump I fear, it's the sudden stop at the end."
I know, I know...all will be revealed before me in exact & perfect time... Therefore I ask: "How much time do any of us really have... for certain?"
I was always taught to pursue my dreams...
I still dream... of Love...(In)complete
The woman I am seeking would need to be:
Honest...
Intelligent...
Corny...
Funky...
Hilarious...
Witty...
Funny...
Romantic...
Personable...
Responsible...
Independent...
Silly...
Reliable...
Trusting...
Decisive...
Supportive...
Loving...
Affectionate...
Open-Minded...
Adventurous...
Spontaneous...
Experimental...
Concerned...
Spirited...
Teachable...
Soulful...
Manageable...
Serious...
Inspired...
Low Maintenance...
Inspirational...
Appreciative...
Opinionated...
Talkative...
Classy...
Interesting...
Forgiving...
Incorrigible...
Sexy...
Emotional...
Respected...
Slutty...
Culinary...
Sarcastic...
Respectful...
Confident...
Organized...
Careful...
Goofy...
Refined...
Genuine...
Dirty...
Cool...
Naughty...
Surprising...
Ferocious...
Seductive...
Accepting...
Strong...
Reasonable...
Compassionate...
Adorable...
Groovy...
Comfortable...
Understanding...
Humorous...
Assured...
Secure...
Charming...
Feminine...
Assuring...
Ever-Educating...
Aloof...
Frugal...
Eccentric...
Passionate...
Family Oriented...
Thrifty...
Friendly...
Original...
Darling...
Focused...
Complex...
Simple...
Cerebral...
Sassy...
Just...
Sure...
Quizzical...
Sultry...
Hungry...
Wise...
Empowered...
Aggressive...
Direct...
Alpha...
Cultured...
Maternal...
Logical...
Free...
Responsive...
Matriarchal...
Dorky...
Mysterious...
&...
Able...
2...
Adapt....
2...
Anything...
Also,
Eternal...
in...
Love...
And so very much, much, much, more... at any whisper or whim...Lather,Rinse,Repeat...as needed. I understand we ask so much of our women,but in return, we earnestly repay it all ...
By:Sitting in our underwear, headgear and jersey every weekend
furiously scratching our scrotal regions with the remote
and cheering our team as if they discovered the formula that turns piss into cold beer
all-the-while fondling the dog's "junk"
because we have no concept of what we do...
when we cheer our team and celebrate YOU
And we're sorry, but that will never change...
I know I will never find the one who is able to possess ALL I desire and wish for upon my rapidly waning stars, but I understand compromise and commitment at my age. With that understanding also comes an ache from inside me to find the LAST one... unconditional in each and every effort enacted towards the one true gift within the magic of life itself. I seek the ending to the story of "Love... Incomplete." One story I cannot, and will not, be able to write alone
I don't want to spend the next 35 years alone, regretful, and bitter. I want to "leap" one more time...if only off a "high rise emotion within a notion." If only to my untimely and gruesome death...I am willing and ready if the right "old-soul" presents herself..."It's not the jump I fear, it's the sudden stop at the end."
I know, I know...all will be revealed before me in exact & perfect time... Therefore I ask: "How much time do any of us really have... for certain?"
I was always taught to pursue my dreams...
I still dream... of Love...(In)complete
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