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Feburary 28, 2010 11:15 pm

When asked to respond to the recent advocacy push for medical marijuana, Helen Moss of South Dakota stated...  "The medical marijuana just really relaxes their muscle spasms and makes their life a little bit more, it gives them quality of life as opposed to being drugged up and comatose." Again...Nature kicks Mankind's ass...repost if you agree.

Feb. 26, 2010

Just applied for a spot to interview and record Senator Bob Casey in person. We will see what the powers that be say...

Here is the question that MUST be answered...Please Help!!!

  I was sitting in my recliner tonight with my girlfriend and another friend of mine, both of which were females and are both aware of my twisted sense of humor.  I leaned my leg up to unleash a heinous and direct gaseous attack upon them and  suddenly felt like my old arch nemesis "The Shart" had crept up behind me again, but I wasn't certain at this point. I laughed about the fart and announced I had sharted myself in the process, to which both females broke out into laughter and asked of my sincerity...I sprang to my feet with cat like quickness and ran quickly out of the room with my hand held tightly to my ass. I heard them laughing and asking each other if they thought I really did shart myself.  They had no idea of just how deeply I can take a joke however... I noticed a blue cleaning bucket sitting beside the bathtub and the thought hit me like a ton of bricks. I grinned like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland... I came  running  back into the living

WARNING!!! Most dangerous and deadly Pandemic since Influenza 1918!!!

This is the most serious risk to our nations health since the 1918 flu epidemic. Gonorrhea Lectim is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior..And pronounced "gonna re-elect 'em." Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the past two years. It is easily cured....by voting out all incumbents!(Thanks Shannon ) Jeremy Fink...Unfiltered Facebook Fan Page!!!