Friday, July 29, 2011

Re-print: "Ode to the Nice Guys" by Fu-Zu Jen

Ode to the Nice Guys
This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal
This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style.
This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends back from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the guys who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy male population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but give them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game where the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice guys who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice guys who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.
This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone, and when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly dissecting two sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you thought her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all ok and she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the best killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in GTA3 to rant about a rumor that romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive person in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped her concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for that time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was nothing “serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you knew nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you, justifying each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re just friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm body for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.
The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps more disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they should. And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what I have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends at other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is that many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim they just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen, they say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or “he would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up with so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most frustrating of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to lament the lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their too-nice-to-date male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks. Sorry, guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure out why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice guy!) and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But one thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon doesn’t last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that train of thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking them for granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier, finding the ones that are single.
So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice guys. You know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described as ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your party escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile. For all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the situations where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my acknowledgement, and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this society, and your well deserved vindication is coming.
Fu-zu Jen, SEAS/WH, 2003

"Hater in the Rye"

A brief conversation that I have titled:  "Hater in the rye"


Tuesday:Bruno Mi (via Facebook message)
So that Unfiltered page is yours? WTF is it supposed to be? Looks like a catch-all for pot jokes but not much actual info other than busts and shit...

Wednesday:Jeremy Fink(via Facebook Message)
Thank you for the feedback. It is simply a forum for like minded people...I add things that interest me that I read in the news. I am glad you stopped by and read at least the first half of the visible page...If you read the description in the info it says it is a "page for the open minded, critical thinkers who have a disposition towards logic and common sense." I know we all can't see eye to eye on everything but I try to entertain and bring certain things to light that everyone may not be seeing. If it is too dull for you may I suggest Fox News, MSNBC, or one of the other numerous main stream media outlets...Perhaps Bill O' Reilly is something you would enjoy more...Medicate, Educate, and Fight the Hate my friend...


Hater's gonna' Hate...

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

WARNING: VULGAR POLITICS LIE AHEAD!!! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

“Federal Cock”
(copyrighted 2011 Unfiltered Forever Inc. )




"The powers that be" blatantly continue to play upon the obsessions and addictions of Americans, taking every advantage to distract us from the things they are doing right under our noses.

Funny… you can immediately smell “shit” if you step in it, but when it’s “shit going on right under our very noses, “shit” that is deep, “shit” that is pungent unlike any other “shit” we have ever experienced, “shit” that these pieces of “shit”, whom prefer to be called "politicians or elected officials" and let’s not forget the purely laughable " Public Servants"  have wiped from their wealthy, greedy, corrupt, ( and don't forget) CRIMINAL asses with the very Constitution and Bill of Rights that protect us "Average Joe's" and our freedom, “shit  that will ultimately enslave us all to Government and its elitist agenda and destroy what little freedom we have left, if any at all.

Strangely enough "We the People" would rather play Call of Duty ,watch Survivor & American Idol, or simply believe what the main-stream media pumps out of the Rot-Box...the calming and soothing sounds of how:

“Things are looking up in America", and how our "War Machine" and all our brave, young (Unaware and Brainwashed) soldiers are doing a fabulous job protecting us from: (Insert the current Terror Cell, Dictator, Tyrant, Government, or other Enemy of the State du jour we are targeting for its resources or lack of cooperation with "our" agenda here.) 

Oh! Don't touch your remote control... Glenn Beck’s here to talk about Christianity, its relation to everything American, and why Conspiracy Theory and radical political theory should be punishable by castration, followed by death." Funny how the pot calls the kettle black when it comes to fanaticism!


Everything that comes out of main stream news markets is a lie.

" How do you know for certain?" you say. ..Because their lips move and they read whatever comes across the teleprompter just like Ron Burgundy did...

It is calculated, calming, lip service that makes us feel safe in our SUV's and Sleep Number adjustable beds at night.

Propaganda…

Not much more and certainly nothing less...

You know Propaganda...

That stuff that Hitler used to gather approval and trust from his citizens. 

Their (The Media) job is to get you to be so comfortable and uninterested in what's really happening outside your spectrum of view that you hit the "On-Demand" button so you can watch the replay of last night’s UFC PPV, meanwhile they go about their business as usual changing the law to suit their needs while our Constitution and our civil liberties wind up an afterthought and in some cases an inconvenience upon progressive and elitist agendas...

Not much more than a soiled paper towel, a symbolic sweat rag simply tossed aside once the Government gets its “nut.”  It's hot, sticky, diseased load blown up the back of working class Americans, senior citizens, and the rare politician who decides to honor his constituent’s requests and actually do his job the way it was intended...

Yessiree!! The Government loves screwing with ' "We the People" each and every chance it has, even if we say "no", no doesn't mean no when it comes to Government abuses, no means: "Watch Monday Night Football while we lay even more groundwork towards a New World Order...
 and get up on your hands and knees while you watch it so we can bury the Federal cock good and deep in your mindless sheep genitalia...

Federal Cock?

Hmm that would make a good name for a band or my website…have to write that down.

The Federal Cock- my metaphor:

It could be a debt ceiling increase…

 It could just be the public debt weighing in at just under 5 trillion (how many fucking zeros is that again?)…

It could be the spin on the B.P. Oil environmental (cluster-fuck) tragedy whose tune goes something like: 

"Yeah, we fucked up, we really kicked Mother Nature in the cunt, but it has created job stimulus due to cleanup needs AND we have a few billion available to shut you poor, Gulf Coast, tree-huggers the fuck up... 

Now hold out your hand, take the money, and then pull down your pants and bend over...

By the way, Mr. President and Senate sub-committee on energy, how much did you say our tax break was going to ring in at this year?"

It’s all about the money folks, and guess what...
We spend it faster than the Fed can vote to print more of the worthless shit.
Our money is so worthless it costs an American visiting China six million for a pack of cigarettes today...right at a quarter billion for a Toyota Corolla...

Do you see what I am getting at?

They stopped having our best interest in mind so long ago I can’t remember ever seeing it happen. We worry about "the laws" and breaking them... (most of which are in place to control the population at large by imprisonment (slave labor if you want to call a spade a spade) for crimes that carry mandatory minimum sentences for such ridiculous things as marijuana possession, possession of meth precursors (not actual meth...just batteries and a box of over the counter allergy meds can get you time) and other drug related nonsense.
 Nonviolent, victimless crimes in most cases are enslaving a young generation to privately held corporate prisons all over America where they are held in unsanitary, overcrowded, and inhumane living areas. They are paid sometimes a dollar( of our worthless money) a day to perform back breaking labor just to be allowed some semblance of freedom and humanity by working on a chain gang or other prison work program.

 Seventy percent of my generation has a felony conviction...SEVENTY PERCENT...What the fuck is wrong with that picture folks!!!

To the Government, not a damn thing...they have a way to get things done cheap, so cheap in fact that some citizens have actually lost their jobs in order to be replaced by prison work crews simply to save a little more of our almighty and worthless monopoly money...

Wait…
Until they finally decide to crash the economy...
And we lose our border sovergnty with Mexico and Canada…
And the North American Union (Google it if you’re not familiar) finally sticks it s beady little eyes from beneath the rock where it has been hiding.
*pop*
”Hi there, I’m the N.A.U, we are a globalized government society comprised of the US, Mexico, and Canada...Your lands are no longer yours, they belong to US now and the new money you will be using is called the "Amero", we will be exchanging old US Dollar currency for the New NAU currency at .22 on the dollar...please form a line to exchange currencies and be fitted with your mandatory RFID chip...”


You think I am making this shit up? Ask a Native American…

 Do just a little research folks...we can all wake up and care.

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